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bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

"Everyone else isn’t you. It turns out that’s a huge problem for me."
-Clementine von Radics, excerpt from “Things I Do When I Cannot Hold You” (via feellng)
"Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive."
-John Mayer (via ding-ang-bato)

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.