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a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

snorlaxatives:

quiettimeeverytime:

snorlaxatives:

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

in america is everyone ignorant

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast


me:  *on my phone*
grandma:  do you ever put that thing down?
me:  *puts phone down*
me:  why did you ruin the economy?

fantafuck:

fantafuck:

when im in a middle of telling an important story and someone interrupts 

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h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it